Jokes And Riddles

SO FUNNY-----Valentine joke

Behold it is written in the book of
February
chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that on
Valentine's
day, excuses shall arise again; my battery died,
my credit got finished, my DP refused to
change,
my boss selected me for the trip, traffic
jams
etc... When thou seeth these signs, be calm, fear
thou not, keep thy peace and know that
verily
verily... thou art not thy boo's boo, thou
art a
side chick." Verse 2...
"Even when you receive gifts, calls, or
were
taken out, Remember my dear daughter
that all
will end on the bed." Verse 3:
"Behold babe, I stand at thy door of
your hostel
and knock, if u hear my voice and open
thy door,
I will come in and eat with you, dine with you and
share thy gifts I have for you."
Verse 4:
"Blessed is the boy that bothers not
himself for
any girl for peace I will grant to him." Verse 5:
"Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love
February 14
that they gave their only begotten
dignity in
exchange for a date, but know ye that who so
ever does not make that mistake shall
not have
the fear of 9 months assignment."

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